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2007年6月5日星期二

对道德的评判-Sarah Silverman Picks On Paris Hilton

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为了大家不在无谓的english中迷失我把重要信息标成红色。(其实我也就看了这些呵呵)
It was obvious that Paris Hilton was going to be the target to Sarah Silverman's jokes at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. Sure in shit it happened! Sarah took some shots at Hilton during the show.

She told the audience, "In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail."

"The judge says that it's going to be a no-frills thing and that is ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment," Silverman said.

"As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it's wrong, too. I just worry that she's going to break her teeth on those things."

What do you guys think, did she go a little too far or was it hilarious?

原帖地址:http://www.hollyscoop.com/paris-hilton/sarah-silverman-picks-on-paris-hilton_11307.aspx




一些网友评论:
im not much of a fan of paris..but she has feelings just like everyone else, and to make people laugh at someone's expense is really mean and unnecessary..paris looked like she was almost going to cry!


Posted by: ll on 06/03/2007 08:12 PM


It was completely unnecessary to be that blunt.


Posted by: laman on 06/03/2007 08:21 PM


I thought it was hilarious, maybe a little over the line zooming in on paris after the comments, but who the fuck goes to an awards show the day before serving jail time.


Posted by: stonemild on 06/03/2007 08:22 PM


I think Paris opened herself up to be a prime comic relief, but the jokes were off. Does Paris have a thing about going down? I think Sara had every right to make a joke or two but they weren't that good and delivery was poor. For that matter the same joke could be made by substituting Sara's name in place of Paris. Poor Host, Bad Material.


Posted by: Tim Roller on 06/03/2007 08:23 PM


I definitely think Sarah went too far with her jokes. In my opinion,she wasn't funny at all. Those of you who thought the Paris joke was funny must not have a heart at all. I'm not a big Paris fan, but I do feel for for her. It was really brave of her to go out like that knowing she would be under fire. Stay strong Paris!!


Posted by: Rox on 06/03/2007 08:27 PM


I agree. She went too far. Her jokes were lame. Why did they pick her to host the MTV awards? What a mistake. I actually felt bad for Paris.


Posted by: Kathy on 06/03/2007 08:31 PM


Sarah Silverman sucks!! She is not even funny. For the last three years, MTV has been failing us with getting lame ass people to host those awards. Oh the Paris comment was totally inappropriate. My kids did not need to hear that.


Posted by: joliefan4ever on 06/03/2007 08:33 PM


I thought her jokes were stupid!! I really never thought much about Sarah Silverman. I guess all the good comedians must have been unavailable.


Posted by: michael on 06/03/2007 08:41 PM


i think the jokes were way over top, sarah is not all that good herself she's has no positive affects on this world either, and that was really rude. shes just a loser looking for something to do, i hate sarah silverman i hope mtv got the worst ratings for that show. and paris hilton isnt the only star. i think we should build them up instead of putting them down,these are what are children watch, set an example not by making rude and hurtfull jokes. paris,lindsay,britney,nicloe,all did something to bump them the wrong way but dont put them down.


Posted by: devon burgess on 06/03/2007 08:44 PM


SARAH SILVERMAN SUCKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Donna M on 06/03/2007 08:52 PM


i don't think sara silverman is funny anyway, and i'm also not a big fan of paris. but after what happened tonight, i feel sorry for her. she's going to jail, like she should. she's not this horrible monster of a person, she didn't ask to be born rich, and its not her fault our media/society focuses on fake celebrities instead of real issues. hate the system, not the victim. and it was obvious she was holding in from crying. its just rude.


Posted by: myndi on 06/03/2007 08:54 PM


Everyone who thinks this wasn't funny is a moron. She brought this upon herself. This dumb cunt shouldn't even be at an awards show, what has she done?


Posted by: Erik on 06/03/2007 08:54 PM


The comments were very mean; I am not paris hilton's fan but I admire her courage !! for appearing and facing these awful moments. Sarah proved she does not have talent as a comedian by cracking poor jokes.. M TV awards : Cheap Show , there was no necessity to allow those unwanted comments. Villagers host much better live shows in India. -Kavya


Posted by: Kavya on 06/03/2007 08:56 PM


I totally agree with you Michael. She was over the top. She did not have to put Lindsay & Paris down like that.


Posted by: jackieo on 06/03/2007 08:57 PM


i love what sarah silverman did! that was really really great! if i was there it would really be the best night i ever had in my entire life!


Posted by: devona on 06/03/2007 08:58 PM


Wow, I guess a lot of you folks haven't heard about a little thing called irony. Sarah Silverman was the only high point in a night of awkward pauses, intoxicated guests and lame "spoofs" (I use scare quotes because only one of the three entries even qualifies as a spoof). Silverman embraces potty humor and racism for comedic effect, and it's very carefully done. It's a very deconstructed kind of comedy that a lot of other comedians try to imitate but fail miserably (which is where you get crass humor for the sake of crass humor, which I do object to). And frankly, Paris Hilton is one of the least valuable members of the public sphere, and that's really saying something. The laughter and cheering when Silverman just MENTIONED Hilton's jail time made my whole night. The only real criticism I've heard here that holds up is that Silverman's joke wasn't appropriate for young kids, and that's true. But for those of us in the 18-34 demographic it's age appropriate humor. So you can say it's inappropriate for kids, but you can't say it's not funny!


Posted by: D Jones! on 06/03/2007 09:01 PM


I thought she had more balls than most comedians and the only reason she is hated on is cos shes a chick. If she were a man it might be different. I think Sara Silverman is a hottie


Posted by: Steve on 06/03/2007 09:02 PM


that was soo uncalled for.


Posted by: aaaa on 06/03/2007 09:04 PM


You guys are the same people that were cheering when Paris got sentenced. So Silverman makes fun of her? We all did the day the judge made the ruling. Who are you to say "she went too far"?


Posted by: Steve on 06/03/2007 09:06 PM


How did Paris get "famous" in the first place? A sex tape that she made with her douche boyfriend. But i guess all the "poor paris" supporters forgot that. This joke was right on the money. Sarah Silverman rocks the Kasbah!


Posted by: vt on 06/03/2007 09:07 PM


she looked like she about to cry


Posted by: fart on 06/03/2007 09:11 PM


whatever your opinion is of Silverman, the joke was funny. and its about damn time she is more recognized for the worthless human being that she really is


Posted by: right on 06/03/2007 09:12 PM


she did look like she was about to cry, i dont like the girl, but damn that was fuckin cruel..not just sarah's jokes, but the whole crowd..the girl is hated by all those people and the rest of america..it must have been a really horrible night for paris..lets give the girl a break


Posted by: melika on 06/03/2007 09:12 PM


i totally agree melika. you were right on the dot with that comment.


Posted by: Sarah on 06/03/2007 09:19 PM


Fuck paris hilton that shit was funny


Posted by: haha on 06/03/2007 09:19 PM


That was HiLaRiOuS!! Paris deserves it.. she's an idiot. most everyone there laughed... it WAS funny


Posted by: Kristin on 06/03/2007 09:21 PM


I think everyone forgets what kind of person Paris Hilton is. Has anyone else seen smoking pot, snorting coke, filming herself having sex or just being a snobby bitch that doesn't care for anyone elses feelings? Come on, why should anyone feel bad for this girl? I'm sure Paris Hilton has said a lot worse things behind someone's back than what Sara stood up on stage and said about Paris. And most likely, Sara wasn't even the one who wrote it, it was most likely a writer at MTV, not to mention there were plenty of people that probably had to approve the script ahead of time, so if you going to place blame on someone, make sure you mention everyone.


Posted by: Melissa on 06/03/2007 09:25 PM





MTV.com网站新闻描述:

Paris Hilton Talks About Jail Before Turning Herself In: 'I'm Obviously A Little Scared'

Paris Hilton smiled and hugged MTV News' SuChin Pak on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet, where the most famous party girl in the U.S. made a surprise appearance Sunday night (June 3), hours before she reported to Los Angeles County Jail for a 23-day sentence stemming from a probation violation.

Hilton told Pak that she's "doing OK, I'm obviously a little scared right now." Speaking in a poised, calm manner, Hilton explained that she hopes her jail time will inspire other young people to think about their actions and make good decisions. "These last couple of weeks have been a lot of time for self-reflection on my life and realizing what's important."

[Ed. Note: For more on Paris Hilton going to jail a day and a half early, read "Paris Hilton Turns Herself In To Authorities."]

However, it was a far different scene inside Universal City, California's Gibson Amphitheatre, where host Sarah Silverman opened up the show with a few jokes at Hilton's expense, acting as though she wasn't aware the heiress was indeed in the house.

In one of the most awkward moments in MTV Movie Awards history, five minutes into her monologue, Silverman said, "In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail," a factual statement that was greeted with cheers. The camera cut to Hilton, who looked a little concerned, but composed. Silverman continued her bit, implying that Hilton would receive special treatment despite the judge's promise that her time in prison will be frills-free.

"I heard to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are going to paint the bars to look like p----es. ... I'm just worried she's going to break her teeth on those things," Silverman said.

Hilton twitched uncomfortably in her seat and forced a smile as the crowd twittered and laughed. Jack Nicholson, who was seated near Hilton, took a swig from his water bottle, and for a few fleeting seconds, Hilton became an object of true sympathy. Just before the uncomfortable remarks, Silverman took a few jabs at Lindsay Lohan, but the comic could at least be certain that that embattled star who's also had some troubles behind the wheel wasn't in attendance (see "Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab: Report").

Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence last September and was issued probation, which she violated several times by driving with a suspended license. The 26-year-old socialite reported to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, California, on Monday — a day and a half before she was set to turn herself in.

Hilton told Pak she's been lying low and not going out as much lately, but came to the Movie Awards as a last hurrah. "I love the Movie Awards," she said before the show began. "It's fun. I wanted to do something nice before I went off."

[This story was originally published at 9:33 p.m. E.T. on 06.03.2007.]



原帖地址:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1561552/20070603/story.jhtml

在另一篇报道中:
MTV Movie Awards Get Dirty: Baron Cohen, Ferrell Mash; Rihanna Sizzles; Silverman Says 'Bleep!'
Show was less about awards and more about moments.

By now, you know the formula for the typical Hollywood awards show: Take a red carpet, add some diamond-encrusted dresses, a few golden statuettes and a handful of fairly awkward political appeals and/or acceptance speeches, bake for four-plus hours, sit back and try to enjoy.

By that standard — or any standard, for that matter — the 2007 MTV Movie Awards were not your typical glitzy soiree (though Jack Nicholson was there, front and center and randy as ever). Rather, they were a wonderfully profane, incredibly irreverent goof on the staid Hollywood system, a full-blown, Spartan-esque assault led by potty-mouthed host Sarah Silverman and bolstered by a whole lot of jaw-dropping, sure-to-be blogged-about moments.

Like, for example, a skin-crawlingly awkward Paris-Hilton-goes-to-jail joke lobbed by Miss Silverman during her opening monologue that was met with silence from Hilton (see "Paris Hilton Talks About Jail: 'I'm Obviously A Little Scared' ") and a whole lot of catcalls from the audience. (Note: this probably marked the first time in history that a majority of the U.S. population felt sorry for Paris Hilton — for a few seconds, anyway.)

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我不禁想到《狗镇Dogville》里父亲对女儿提到的傲慢。

GRACE: So I’m arrogant; I’m arrogant because I forgive people?

BIG MAN: My God! Can’t you see how condescending you are when you say that? You have this preconceived notion that nobody – listen – nobody can possibly attain the same high ethical standards as you, so you exonerate them. I cannot – I cannot think of anything more arrogant than that. You my child, my dear child, forgive others with excuses that you would never in the world permit for yourself. (Ch. 9)

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2007年3月19日星期一

炖鸡汤心得

美食有多重要?除了接触以外,美食是最重要的愉悦身体的方法。

本来我是想炒鸡块的----我的原料是小半只鸡----但是我没有菜刀,用那小刀来分割实在是太痛苦了。出于偷懒,当然最重要的是炖汤是最保留营养的处理方式,我决定让自己品尝一下美味的鸡汤。
经过网络搜索、回忆老妈以前的教导,炖鸡汤成功人士的心得就在下面:
  1. 飞水:鸡冷水解冻,去处不需要部分,洗净。然后是重要的所谓“飞水”。飞水是所有炖肉类的必要前奏。就是烧一锅水,在温开时将主料投入,不闭锅,翻动约7~8分钟拿出。或在水开时候放入也可以,那就是3~5分钟。
  2. 开炖:锅洗净,水一次放足(约2/3锅)。飞水后的鸡用冷水降温,然后就可以放入锅中,大火10分钟,其间不可开锅。之后用小火炖约1个小时(最好保持将开不开的境界)。为保证效果,我炖了2个半小时。
  3. 加料:鸡和水一起由冷到热,鲜味便在此过程中产生。为了不让调味料破坏鸡和汤水的亲密反应,调味料一律在鸡炖好后加。我仅加了盐、姜、葱。加料后上大火10分钟息火。接下来便是品尝美味的时间了哈哈。
我回来的时候是9点多种,炖好鸡汤已经是晚上1点多了。但是没有关系,饥饿的肚子在品尝了鲜美鸡汤后放弃了一切抱怨。这就是美食的力量!
好了,你们可以动手了,用美食去征服自己还有那些嘴馋的男人去吧。
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2007年3月14日星期三

从《300》到《“我与徐公孰美?”》(又----网络的力量)

Apple:《300》的预告片
----中文《300》介绍
----温泉关战役,斯巴达人,波希战争
----Wiki:温泉关战役,马拉松战役
----某人书:《罗马人的故事》(二)、(三)
----创新社,罗马教研社(厦门大学),老徐徐国栋
----胡雪梅《“我与徐公孰美?”》

附1:《罗马人的故事》(二)节选

来库古的改革使斯巴达更彻底地成了一个军事大国。立国之本便是健壮斯巴达人。
每个斯巴达人一出生,就要经过长老们的检查。不够健壮的会被当即抛弃或沦为奴隶。

可望成为强壮战士的婴儿由父母扶养到六岁。满七岁的少年便要离开父母过集体生活。
他们与同龄人一同生活,并接受严格的训练。为培养出合格的战士,训练的日程都经过了严密的计划。

到了二十岁,斯巴达人就开使服兵役,一直到六十岁。三十岁以前必须过集体生活,既使结了婚,也必须每天晚上回到兵营。

斯巴达的兵营根本就不存在任何建筑物,无论是少年还是战士都生活在帐篷里。这是为了使斯巴达人可以忍受恶劣的环境,毕竟温室里是养不出万年青的。只有三十岁以上的斯巴达人才被认为是成熟的市民,才被允许与妻子儿女在有墙有房顶的室内生活。

在斯巴达,除了参与国政和服兵役之外,男女是平等的。女子与男子一样有义务好吃好睡,使自己的体格保持健壮。当然这是为了可以生育健康的后代。同时也有严格的体重管理,甜食,酒和美食是要严禁的。体育教育与男子同样要求,并经常参加运动会,成绩优秀的比较容易出嫁。当时女子不能参加奥林匹克大会,否则斯巴达的女子要囊括大量的奖牌,或是月桂冠。

训练也好运动会也好,男女同样的以裸体进行,大概来库古认为越掩饰越易产生杂念,大家都看够了,也就没什么了。在斯巴达,性生活只不过是生产强健战士的手段。因此,单身会被人篾视,老公战死后,绝无守寡之理,国家会奖励再婚者。斯巴达女性的义务是尽可能的多生健康的子女,同时料理以纺织为首的家务事。

男子要学些读书写字,但绝不欢迎高雅的书籍和议论,至今在意大利仍将沉默寡言的人称为“斯巴达式的”人,古代的斯巴达篾视喋喋不休的人。在集会上发言也以简明扼要为上。

作为斯巴达的战士,不用说是整日读书,就是好奇心重点,或是浮想连篇也是不可取
的。他们绝不会象苏格拉底那样,随便在广场上见人就与之辩论,直到对方服输为止。苏格拉底要是到了斯巴达,大概一个弟子也收不到,立马会被乱棒轰出国外。对于斯巴达人来说,美德就是勇敢,服从和爱国心。

但是,那个制造了斯巴达体制的来库古也深知,这种改革只靠嘴说是不够的,不将自己的国家置于在非此无路的状态下,改革不能成功,也无法持久。

首先他废止了做为流通货币的金币和银币,改用铁币。这样别国的商人便不愿与斯巴达做生意了,一切与艰苦朴素的生活无关的商品就不会进入斯巴达境内。而生活必需品在斯巴达是自给自足的。

从事农业的希洛人每年要将自己生产的粮食的一半交给斯巴达人,由于斯巴达只能用铁币,因而无法与外人流通,这样也就毫无兴致去储存粮食。虽然斯巴达人并不富裕,但大家平等同穷也就没有嫉妒,没了阶级斗争。斯巴达因此以没有盗贼而闻名。在雅典权力斗争不断,而斯巴达却从无此事,能长久的保持政治的安定。由于斯巴达人专心习武,其武功之强令人惊畏。数量虽少,但其威名远震波斯。在希腊一提起精锐部队,那只能是斯巴达的步兵军团。

但是,斯巴达除了战士之外什么都没有创造,在历史上,没留下哲学文学,没留下科学史学,只留下一句话:“斯巴达式的”。

可斯巴达靠的就是武力。随著斯巴达的假想对头雅典的实力不断加强,斯巴达也渐渐地感到不安,终于走出群山,开始侵略他国。到了公元前六世纪末,整个伯罗奔尼撒半岛几乎都在斯巴达的支配之下了。

斯巴达将自己支配的城邦国家组成了一<伯罗奔尼撒同盟>,当然自己做盟主。参加这个军事同盟的条件是,当斯巴达发动战争时要提供兵力助战;要采用贵族制而不是民主制。斯巴达没有要求盟国每年进贡,因为对斯巴达来说士兵远比金钱重要。而要求盟国不得采用民主制,则是明鲜地将雅典及其同盟当成敌国了。

据说,当时希腊有一百五十个左右的城邦国家。公元前五○○年前后,雅典和斯巴达异
军突起,遥遥领先于其他国家。雅典靠的是经济实力,斯巴达则依仗其军事力量。可是两雄之争没有在这时发生,原因是大敌从希腊之外云集而入:波斯战争暴发了。

附2:胡雪梅《“我与徐公孰美?”》

“我与徐公孰美?”

——小故事 3 则

胡雪梅

1 、宁可信老虎,也不信人类

这是国外一个动物学家写的故事:

这 个动物学家有一次在非洲草原观察到这样一幅场景:一只体形硕大的老虎悠然自得的在一汪清水边喝水。该老虎边喝水还边不时地抬起头来懒洋洋地看看四周,喝完 水后还在岸边溜达、伸懒腰。而奇怪的是一群斑鹿也在离老虎不到 十米 距离的同一岸边安安静静地喝水。明知老虎就在身边、也明知老虎还不时地朝这边望望,但这群斑鹿一点也不紧张、一点也没有要逃走的意思。动物学家知道,这是 因为老虎刚刚捕获到了猎物,已经进餐完毕,肚子还是饱的,根本不会再捕杀斑鹿。这一点,猎食者和被猎食者都再清楚不过,因此斑鹿此时再安全不过。但当这位 动物学家从自己的隐蔽观察点一探出头来时,斑鹿群立刻惊惶失措地四散奔逃,一转眼就逃得无影无踪。我们的这位动物学家顿时羞得满脸通红。因此,在当天的日 记中他写到:“连鹿都宁可信老虎,也不信人类。我第一次感到了作为一个人的羞愧!在所有的动物中,惟有人是会脸红的动物。我想,他也确实该如此。”

2 、老虎的选择

这也是国外一个动物学家写的故事:

为 了测试老虎是不是一种“喜新厌旧”的动物,这个动物学家做了一个实验:一只老虎捕杀了一头野牛并吃饱后离开,动物学家知道第二天老虎还会到该处来吃剩下的 牛肉的,于是第二天便在死野牛遗骸旁的树上吊挂了几十斤新鲜牛肉,并躲在隐蔽处观察老虎的举止。第二天,老虎果然来了。尽管从树上垂下来的新鲜牛肉老虎一 眼就看到了、并唾手可得,但老虎却毫不动心径自走到自己昨天吃剩的野牛旁大吃起来。吃完后,仍旧离开。而第三天、第四天、第五天、第六天动物学家仍然如法 炮制,只不过每天都换了新鲜牛肉。然而老虎也仍然每次都对此视而不见,径自吃自己杀死的那头牛。直到第七天,老虎将已经吃了六天的野牛残骸啃得干干净净只 剩骨头没剩一点肉时,才转身一跃将动物学家挂在树上的新鲜牛肉扑下来津津有味地大嚼起来。――经过整整一个星期的不懈努力,这个动物家终于找到了自己的实 验答案,同时也对老虎多了更深一层的了解。

3 、鳄鱼的生存之道

这是美国国家地理频道播放的一个小故事:

这 是一个关于在我们这个星球上已生存 2 亿年、有动物活化石之称的鳄鱼的记录片,地点也是在非洲草原。前面的部分我没有看到,只看到最后一点点:一群几百只斑马要穿过一条河,这实际是他们为了觅 食每年都要定期越过的河。河水算不上遄激,但斑马们来到河边却很犹豫。因为,一大群饥饿的鳄鱼早就在水里虎视眈眈地等着他们。尽管如此,斑马们却别无选 择,只能过河。于是一只接一只的斑马开始渡河,而鳄鱼群也开始了集体狩猎活动。只见一只鳄鱼扑向一只肥壮的斑马却不想被那斑马狠狠地踢了一脚,只得放弃。 但最终,还是有两只不那么强壮的斑马终于成了不幸的倒霉鬼,变成了鳄鱼的口中食。鳄鱼群撕裂斑马、分享盛宴的画面十分血腥。但颇出人意外的是,面对这样的 画面,解说员却是以如下的话语结束全片的:“这样的画面显然是血腥的,但比起人类的一些所作所为来却算不上残忍。尤其我们要记住,这群鳄鱼总数超过 35 只,但他们每年捕杀用以维生的斑马却不超过 50 只。鳄鱼――这当今世界最古老的大型猎食动物能够存活到现在不是没有秘诀的。那就是,他们一直恪守着老祖宗亿万年来留下的生存法则——节俭。”

4 、说明

本 辑故事的标题“我与徐公孰美?”明眼人一看就知道是引自我们很多人在中学时学过的《邹忌讽齐王纳谏》一文。故事中的“我”自然指的是我们人类,而“徐公” 则显然指的是那些动物们。在此我想说明的是:以此为标题绝非要彰示什么“反人类”(这是不少人喜欢扣在动物保护主义人士头上的一顶大帽子)的信息,而只是 想从一个特别的角度告诉我的同类:为我们所不齿的动物们也许远非我们想象的那么简单,我们真的有必要在许多方面好好地学习他们――为他们、也为我们自己 ――尽管,我们确实已经学习、模仿他们造了飞机、船舰等各种各样的东西,但也许到目前为止我们还只是学到了其皮毛而没有学到其精髓。

2006 年10 月28 日

于厦门大学

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今日一句

靡靡之音扰人心。
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2007年2月24日星期六

《情两牵》

唯一的中文频道CCTV-4,每天唯一的期待电视剧《手心手背》,看样子快大结局了。
台词不错,片尾曲更好。汪正正,就是唱《超越梦想》的。

情两牵
=====
花开了,
天涯的路总有尽头.
欢喜中该结束你的守侯,
还是剪不断,丝丝情仇,
我只有频频回首.
天黑了,我不知该往哪走,
黑暗中我只想握你的手,
前方路遥遥,无边烦忧.
听风雨不眠不休,
看纷纷绕饶的世界,
你的爱明明灭灭,
心不论层层叠叠,
走走歇歇,有爱有泪,活的才真切.
看纷纷绕饶的世界,
情两牵天都割不断,
我不管朝朝夕夕,月圆月缺,
有没有回应,我都会追随.


黑暗中我只想握你的手。说感情细腻,那还是中国人。----黑暗中,我只想握你的手。
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2007年2月14日星期三

真正的Video小游戏--GridWars2!!(又:GeometryWars与Grid Wars2)

这个世界就是这样,一方面有人把游戏做到十几个G,把游戏画面弄得和电影一样让我们去感受另一个世界;另一个方面有人把游戏控制在几个M,把所有的画面还原成最初的多边形,只留下最原汁原味的游戏乐趣。一方面有些人组建庞大的公司在考虑游戏质量之前先考虑如何对其下载进行“合理”收费,另一方面有些人免费提供游戏的源代码,并在自己简陋的主页上写着:请捐助,为了带宽。
暂且不表。
首先要说的是另一个游戏:Geometry Wars(几何战争)。2006年玩家购买次数最多的XBox360游戏第三名,就是Bizarre Creations公司的Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved;同时它也占据了XBOX live通过网络下载的最多的小游戏排行榜的首位;另外“据说”在刚刚结束的微软公司 CES2007 大会基调演讲中,负责 PC游戏和视频游戏的 Robbie Bach,向听众展示了能够在安装有 Windows Vista 系统的 PC 电脑上运行的 Xbox360 游戏,就是这个Geometry Wars。
一些评论:
“简单,有趣,却不失华丽的画面,容易让人上瘾的射击小游戏。”
“左手控制移动,右手控制射击方向--这新颖的控制方式使得游戏上手容易,得高分却也不容易。”
“毫无疑问,这是XBox上最有趣的小游戏了。”

看下截图:

这个时候,我已经准备利用一切网络资源,去找这个Geometry Wars的PC版下载来玩了。虽然XBox的游戏有PC版的几率非常小,我还是幸运得找到了个链接,利用bt下载成功!令我惊讶的是,它只有2m大小!
试玩了一下,非常满意。给我以前玩某个Block游戏和“达尔文”游戏的综合感觉。
我第2次玩的时候,故事有了转机,因为我发现这个解压缩出来的文件夹虽然名字是Geometry Wars,可实际上我进去看到的游戏名字却是另外一个:GridWars2!
nnd这画面也太相似了,几乎就是一个游戏啊。
GridWars2截图:

于是我去网上寻找答案,意外的是,这个如此相似,在Gamespot等网站上都找不到的小游戏,玩家给的评价都非常之高,而且,都是和Geometry Wars对比的。
“Ever want to play Geometry Wars but didn't own an Xbox 360? Or maybe you're in love with the original but you're at class and you need that Euclidean fix right now. Enter Grid Wars 2. It initially appears to be a simple clone of Geometry Wars, but ends up being much deeper and much more fun. ”-DIGG
“想玩Geometry Wars但是没有Xbox 360?想要更原汁原味的?试试Grid Wars2。最初它看起来象是Geometry Wars的简单克隆,但渐渐你会发现它更加丰富深刻而且有趣得多得多。”
Wiki百科的定义:
  • Grid Wars, an unauthorized freeware clone of Geometry Wars.
有个比较专业的家伙写了个全面详细的对比(全文),从游戏方式等各个角度对比了这2款游戏,他的结论是:
“we're going to have to examine both why Geometry Wars is good, and why Grid Wars 2 is so much better.”
“Geometry Wars不错,Grid Wars2则tmd好得多。”
这个时候我已经心里有数了,然后我去了GW2作者 Mark Incitti的主页,这个可怜的家伙主页非常简陋,上面还写着:Help me pay for bandwidth!(请捐助我快付不起带宽了!)最后的更新日期是2006年8月8日。在列出的长长的免费小游戏中间,我终于找到了GridWars2,不过很不幸,就在2006年8月8日,作者已经移除了这个游戏的下载。可怜的Mark Incitti先生写道:

Sorry folks... I've had to remove the link to the download.
Email from BizarreCreations:
"We're beginning to feel the effects of the Geometry Wars clones on our sales via Microsoft now and are beginning a process to begin to more robustly protect our copyright and intellectual property.
Therefore, I'd like to ask you in an amicable fashion to stop infringing our IP and pull the game 'Grid Wars' from the internet for download.
I hope you understand and are able to do this without us having to take further steps."
对不起大伙...我不得不移除这个下载链接。
来自BizarreCreations公司(那个Geometry Wars的公司)的邮件:
“我们从微软那里开始了解到Geometry Wars的克隆版本对这个游戏销售的影响,我们决定开始对我们产品的版权和知识产权进行有力的保护。
因此,我希望您能够以友善的方式停止对我们知识产权的侵犯,移除那个什么‘Grid Wars’在网站上的下载。
我希望您能理解并且有能力做到这些,否则我们将不得不采取进一步的行动。”
我真的很佩服这个BizarreCreations公司的邮件,毕竟是大公司啊,tmd写得太专业了。这绝对是所有威胁侵权者服从管制的模板。
特别值得一提的是Wiki百科的GridWars词条中引用了上面这个邮件,然后说:
“What is ironic is that in Windows Marketplace you type in Geometry wars in the search form and grid wars will pull up.”
“讽刺的是,你在Windows Marketplace中搜索Geometry wars得到的却是Grid wars。”

当然有热爱这个游戏的玩家在,那么肯定是能找到游戏的下载链接的。请试试下面:
下载1 (最终5.4版)
如果不行就试试:
下载2(这个是我上传的版本)

我的游戏提示:
  1. 没有手柄的话进入settings把控制方式改成keyboard。默认wasd控制移动方向,方向键控制射击方向。
  2. 分数到达大概100,000会出现黑洞,黑洞似乎可以引诱敌人进去,我正在研究。
  3. 空格键放炸弹,但是没有分数,而且会把黑洞炸掉。
  4. 这个游戏真是越玩越难,后来会有很小的自动跟踪什么的敌人,种类很多。我目前就只能打到330,000多分。

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2007年2月13日星期二

“成人内容”

什么是“成人内容”?打开任何一个门户网站,映入你眼帘的有80%或者以上暴露或隐含了成人内容。然而这些成人内容过分相似,甚至不需要简单的理解能力,它们只是算是宏大的成人内容体系中一个很小的一部分。成人内容是文化的组成部分,文化局遮遮掩掩的条条框框,只不过是仍然停留在70年代的意识而已。
成人内容是丰富有趣的,是商业广告、各种设计的重要组成部分。毫无疑问,上篇介绍的动作游戏是“成人”的,光血腥就够了,而其实这个游戏的故事也是成人的,因为主题是“对神的复仇”。这样的主题不是儿童能够理解的。再看这张照片:


我想大家不会说:这是一位漂亮的大姐姐。大家看到的是明星大S,她持黑色Golf球杆,浓妆艳抹,衣着性感,姿势诱人,表情暧昧。啊,后面还有圆形棒形的气球。这张照片给正常的男士们带来诱惑,那么,它毫无疑问承载了大量的成人信息。
下面的2张图片就比较简单了,哈哈。

再次申明,这里不适合小朋友浏览。
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2007年2月8日星期四

今日一句

镜子:那么在卫生间里我还想有面镜子,就放在坐便器的对面----在你Big的时候你可以向自己检讨一下,或者梳妆一番;而且当你从浴缸里站起来,可以扭头或侧眼看到那个自己,多么真实!
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2007年1月11日星期四

FirstBlood

今天到达Venezuela,开个blog,
因为没有保姆,tmd想开火。
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